Only Fools & PHV

London Taxi Radio Parody Song
Vocals: TheHolbornCab
Producer: SuperCabby

Song Lyrics - Read the words to Only Fools & PHV!

Only Fools & PHV

I got a SatNav, GPS, crumpled suit and mobile,
No CRB and driving on my second cousins ID,
Never heard of Highway Code,
What d’ya mean a one way road?
Have you got a post code,
Cos I’ve never heard of Shepherds Bush,
Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush,

No Income Tax, no VAT,
No insurance, no MOT,
I’m Uber X, I’m Hailo E,
I’m London’s finest PHV,
God bless PHV, London’s PHV,
Thank you Pete Hendy,
I’ll have your daughter in my PHV
Touting up London in my PHV,